Thwack!

A Musical Comedy by Andrew Curtis
Set in the sleepy English village of Bumblethorpe in 1958, Thwack! is a joyful, sharply observed musical comedy about cricket, community, and challenging outdated ideas — all with a generous helping of gin, gossip, and glorious batting collapses

At a glance
• Full-length original musical comedy
• Flexible cast with strong roles for women
• Ensemble-driven with character comedy
• Playable orchestration, adaptable staging
• Ideal for societies seeking warmth, humour, and heart

The score blends traditional musical theatre storytelling with a light period flavour, favouring clear melodies, ensemble numbers, and character-led songs. There is a strong sense of community throughout, with multiple opportunities for group singing alongside standout solos.

Excerpt from “Ladies of the Pavilion”
Excerpt from “So Much More”
Excerpt from “Not Over Yet”
The music of Thwack!

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Production Notes

Thwack! is designed to be lively, flexible, and fun to stage. It balances heart, humour, and community spirit with a strong period flavour, while leaving plenty of room for creative interpretation. The following notes outline the core requirements, but companies are encouraged to adapt the show to suit their own resources and imagination.

Set

1950s Village

Designed to be flexible and practical for a variety of performance spaces.

The story centres on a village cricket club in the late 1950s. Settings include the cricket pavilion, committee rooms, and local village locations, all of which can be suggested with adaptable pieces rather than full-scale realism.

Directors and designers are encouraged to be creative in keeping the staging fluid and uncluttered.

Costumes

Late-1950s Village Wear

Period-appropriate (late 1950s) village attire.

Everyday clothing should feel authentic yet manageable for cast members, with club blazers and cricket whites and pads offering visual variety.

A sense of community is key — costumes can help reflect character personalities and social standing..

Choreography

Light Movement

Primarily light, leaving scope for creative interpretation

One number features two dedicated dancers, while chorus movement is kept simple and minimal.

Cricket match sequences are staged in a stylised, expressive manner rather than literal action, giving room for imaginative choreography.

Band

Flexible & Playable

Woodwind, Brass, Guitar, Keyboard, Piano, Bass Guitar, Drums

The orchestration is designed to be playable and can be adapted to suit the musicians available to your company.

Synopsis

At the heart of the village lies its ailing cricket club, where the men struggle to win a single match and the women – the “ladies of the pavilion” – dutifully serve tea, pour drinks, and offer polite applause. Among them is Sophie, a bright, spirited young woman with a not-so-secret love of cricket, who’s been banned from playing by her traditionalist father, Henry, the club chairman. To him, cricket is a game for men — and men only.

As the team continues its losing streak, newcomer Steven Chambers arrives to try out. Unknown to the club, he’s actually the son of local property developer Trevor Barnes, who wants to buy the cricket ground as part of a lucrative scheme. Steven’s job is to infiltrate the team and help his father close the deal — but things don’t go to plan. Steven starts to fall for Sophie, bonds with the eccentric players, and begins to question his loyalties.

Meanwhile, Henry and the club committee are desperate for funds. At a shambolic meeting full of wild ideas — including naked calendars and dog shows — they settle on raising fees and entertain Trevor’s “generous” offer of sponsorship. Henry, seeing a way to save the club (and perhaps his pride), strikes a deal behind everyone’s back — including his wife Lavinia, the true power behind the scenes.

Sophie’s frustration boils over when her secret practice ends with a cricket ball through the greenhouse. A fierce confrontation with Henry follows, and he forbids her from playing again. But Sophie won’t give up that easily. As Steven grows closer to her and becomes a vital part of the team, tensions mount — especially when Sophie overhears Steven and Trevor arguing and realises the truth.

Enter the women of the village. Led by Lavinia, they declare a full-scale domestic protest: no cooking, no cleaning, no cricket teas — until the men listen and stop the deal. The resulting chaos leaves the men hungry, unwashed, and deeply confused. But Lavinia soon sees that saving the club isn’t just about opposing change — it’s about defending the spirit of community and standing up for what matters. She calls off the protest, choosing unity over division.

As the club braces for a final match and a vote on the future, Sophie takes to the field at last — challenging the village’s expectations and proving her place belongs among the players, not just the pavilion. Steven stands up to his father, Trevor is exposed, and the club pulls together in a heartfelt finale that celebrates tradition, teamwork, and the possibility of change.

Cast of Characters

PRINCIPALS

SOPHIE DAVENPORT

(18-20)

Bright, determined, and fiercely independent. Sophie has long dreamed of playing cricket but is held back by her father’s outdated beliefs. Witty and emotionally honest, with a strong moral compass and a growing romantic spark with Steven.
(Strong singer, dynamic emotional and comedic range)

STEVEN CHAMBERS

(20s)

Charming, capable cricketer with a secret — he’s the son of the businessman trying to buy the ground. Torn between loyalty to his father and his growing feelings for Sophie and the community.
(Tenor or baritone; warm presence; strong actor-singer)

HENRY DAVENPORT

(40s-60s)

Chairman of the club and Sophie’s father. Stubborn, traditional, occasionally pompous, but ultimately redeemable. A proud man clinging to old ideas — especially that cricket is for men.
(Baritone; comic gravitas with potential for emotional weight)

LAVINIA DAVENPORT

(40s-60s)

Henry’s wife and the de facto ruler of Bumblethorpe. Intelligent, sharp-tongued, and commanding, with impeccable poise and surprising warmth beneath her armour. Leads the women’s protest.
(Strong comic timing; mezzo or alto with authority)

TREVOR BARNES

(40s–60s)

Steven’s father and a suave, ruthless property developer. Slick, persuasive, and a little theatrical. The antagonist — but played with charm and humour.
(Baritone; commanding and charismatic)

GERALD

(Flexible)

Lovably useless cricketer and enthusiastic storyteller. Overconfident and under-skilled. Has a long-suffering wife, a beloved bat, and a history of chaos.
(Comic role; character baritone)

SUPPORTING

IVOR, HAROLD & JOHN

(Flexible)

Longstanding members of the team and the committee. Each has their own quirks — Ivor is dry, Harold is sceptical, John is optimistic to a fault.
(Ensemble baritones/tenors; strong character comedy)

OLIVIA

(Flexible)

The only ‘lady of the pavilion ” who genuinely understands cricket. Passionate, enthusiastic, and a little eccentric.
(Soprano or mezzo; enthusiastic and endearing)

NOREEN

(Flexible)

Perpetually flustered, devoted to Gerald, and armed with terrifying fish paste sandwiches. Comic gold.
(Alto or mezzo; warm comic energy)

PORTIA, RACHEL, TILLY, SAMANTHA

(Flexible)

The Ladies of the Pavilion. Each with strong personalities and comic roles — from gossip to deadpan dryness.
(Ensemble; mix of singing and dialogue roles)

DEREK

(Teen)

Sophie’s younger brother and unwilling member of the team

BRENDA

(Flexible)

Trevor’s sardonic secretary.

DAPHNE

(Flexible)

Rich and glamorous lady with crucial connections.

MATILDA

(Flexible)

A newcomer to the village.

Players, Villagers, Ladies of the Pavilion

Multiple roles across matches, protests, meetings, and musical numbers. Roles can be doubled from ensemble.

Musical Numbers

ACT 1

Ladies of the Pavilion

Lavinia & Ladies

The village women cheerfully describe their role supporting the club — firmly off the pitch

Cricket, Baby

Olivia & Ladies

Olivia passionately explains the rules and appeal of cricket to a baffled newcomer

Fundraiser

Gerald, Henry, Harold, Ivor, John & Lavinia

The committee hatches increasingly ludicrous ideas to save the club

Girls Don’t Play Cricket

Henry & Players

Henry declares his views on women’s role in cricket after Sophie breaks the greenhouse

Play Straight

Gerald & Players

Gerald trains Steven using outdated methods and questionable metaphors

Never Have a Boyfriend

Sophie

Sophie insists she has no time for love — she has bigger ambitions

Ruthless

Trevor & Brenda

Trevor teaches Steven how to manipulate and win at any cost

The Protest

Lavinia, Noreen, Olivia & Ladies

Lavinia and the women strike — no tea, no cleaning, no cricket support

So Much More

Henry, Harold, Gerald, Ivor, John & Players

Optimism is high for the future of the club

ACT 2

Did You Hear?

Ensemble

The men and the women face off in a flurry of banners, barbs, and bold defiance

Men Down

Ivor, Harold & Gerald

The trio lament domestic collapse as the protest takes its toll

Forgive Anything

Henry & Lavinia

Lavinia and Henry suggest reconciliation to Sophie and Steven by suggesting reconciliation

You Lied

Sophie & Steven

Sophie confronts Steven after learning the truth about his father’s plan

Not Over YET

Steven

Steven resolves to fight for Bumblethorpe and oppose his father

Pep Talk

Steven , Players & Ensemble

Steven gives the team an honest, inspiring call to action

We’ve Just Begun

Full Company

Finale — the club is saved, the team transformed, and the village united